Ok, ok I am a lousy podcaster. No updates for what, 2 feckin months now? Feel free to flagalate (ok, didn't spell THAT right) me with a dead fish. I do actually have things to talk about now, rather than caffeined up babbling. Not that that wasn't fun for you to laugh at. 318 subscribers, yeah, I'll be in the corner peeing myself in terror. Update within the week, swear on my autographed Jonathan Rhys Meyers picture. And I'll respond to those emails as well, once again SORRY!

As threatened Kate and Tris join me for my most random podcast yet. Star Wars boredom, earless sheep and why is Tristan's copy of FHM sticky. Music from Stereo Total who can be found at Stereototal.de Hope this works! My Odeo Channel (odeo/9540715c194dd8dc)

Oh so slightly more coherent podcastin which I natter on about Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code", David Lean's "Great Expectations" and why an excess of snot does not a good actor make. Track is "Back to the Feeling" by Jon Green avaliable for download free of charge at garageband.com Tomorrow's guests: Kate & Tris!

Because I was a completely out of control idiot last night (this morning?) I forgot to actually mention my fucking email adress. Well, to be ruthlessly honest I was too ashamed to admit to being a member of a household that subscribes to AOL. Anyhgoo, the email adress that you can fire any questions, comments or blind praise about the show to is: weird.grrl@hotmail.co.uk If you ever want to chat you can probably grab me on MSN at that addy as well. Although the first person to request to cyber will become the proud owner of the nastiest virus I can get my hands on!

My first podcast of many (hopefully), in which I tell you a bit about myself, say um a lot and give shout outs to my favourite, much better podcasts out there. The track played at the end is "The start of something" by Voxtrot who you can listen to and find more about at voxtrot.net.